IN TODAY'S NEWS...FREAK ACCIDENTS

NAKED PROFESSOR

"BRITNEY IN THE BUFF"

STAY TUNED FOR MORE

READ ABOUT JAH JAH AND LIL KIM BELOW

LIL' KIM GOING FREE WHAT ABOUT ME???

MURDER ONE .... STOP THEIF! HEY JUST QUIT AND GIVE IT BACK!: "DAMN! OKAY, THEY MUST BE SPECIAL IN LOS ANGELES California! I'M TIRED OF OFFICERS SITTING AROUND GETTING HORNY OFF OF CHASING ME AND OTHER PEOPLE OF COLOR. CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL THESE HILLBILLIES TO GET OUT OF THE STONE AGES. CLUE THESE BRICK AND MORTER BUILD THAT YOU ALL HAVE AND THINK ARE SO DIVINE AND ARE TO CELEST FOR MY REACH ARE ANCIENT. OKAY. GET WITH THE MODERN AGE, AND LEARN THE LAW IN THIS COUNTY. THIS MEDITERRIAN STYLE BUILDINGS ARE CENTURIES OLD AND SO IS THAT PLAYED OUT RACISM AND HATEISM. HEY! NOW WHY WOULD YOU SAY ALL OF THAT T9E??? "

Lil' Kim Going F.R.E.E.

Lil' Kim Going F.R.E.E.: "Call it Lil' Kim's Independence Day. The diminutive rap diva, who was convicted last year of lying to a federal grand jury about a 2001 shootout in front of a Manhattan radio station and was sentenced to a year in prison, is getting out early on good behavior. The diminutive rap diva, sentenced to a year in prison after being convicted last year of lying to a federal grand jury about a 2001 shootout, is getting out early on good behavior. Kim, known to the folks at the Philadelphia Federal Detention Center by her full name, Kimberly Jones, is due to be sprung on Monday at 6 a.m. She will remain under house arrest for an addition 30 days."